Meet Alyssa & Eileen
Just who are A & E Kirk?
Glad you asked!
This bestselling mother-daughter writing duo were in and out of inter-dimensional paranormal prisons until they finally quit making up cover stories for secret societies and started writing novels. The Supernatural Continuum Warlords of the Supernatural Continuum Warlordian High Command had pity upon them, and instead of having them slaughtered by the slow, tortuous flesh eating underwater, earthworm squid, they transported them into a habitationally friendly dimension called OOARCHTOHUTHLAMADILFRUMP, also known as 21st Century Earth.
Due to a demon infestation in their sleepy mountain California town, and a lack of sexy Hex Boys to stop them, Alyssa and Eileen were forced to relocate to Los Angeles.
The #1 Amazon Best Seller, DEMONS AT DEADNIGHT, Book One in the DIVINICUS NEX CHRONICLES series, is the first of their exclusive re-creations of supernatural society secrets. Continuing the exciting adventures of Aurora and the Hex Boys, the sequel, DROP DEAD DEMONS, debuted as an Amazon #1 BESTSELLER! You can uncover more paranormal, inter-dimensional classified information at AEKIRK.com and Facebook.com/AandEKirk.
Citizens of Earth, you are welcome.
And in their human cover story…
Alyssa loves animals (the family currently has two dogs, a cat, and a horse), anime, music, and action packed movies, plays board games, watches too much TV about supernatural beings and starring hot guys (preferably shirtless), and adores carbs so forces herself to exercise. Usually with her 4% body fat, totally ripped, 48 beats-per-minute resting heart rate, way too into fitness soccer star brother – yeah, she hates that about him too.
Eileen loves much of the same stuff (other than anime, although she does enjoy the one where the characters often say, in a highly dramatic voice, “Damn it!”), has been married to the same guy for 25 years (prefers him shirtless), raised (survived) three crazy and adorable children, and loves to cook (mostly things with chocolate).